When you are high as fuck but the attendance is important
早上出門太趕了……（這下撮賽了！）
1.
U cant see me.
躲貓貓高手～
2.
That's Adorable
開心的洗澡
3.
What is the WIFI password
把你的wifi密碼設為2444666668888888，你就可以告訴人家我的wifi密碼是12345678（好壞～）
4.
Not my pic. But I see the a father of the year award going to that dude really soon
後面那家人到底是打算把孩子射去哪？
5.
So This Is Why I Was Late To Work Today
老闆：你為什麼遲到？ 我：……（默默拿出手機秀照片）
6.
I'll tell ya where to stick yer negativity
你在戳哪啊！！
7.
Shamu the Killer Car
鯊……鯊魚！！？？
8.
Art installation in Germany receives ticket for illegal parking
這裝置藝術被開單惹…
9.
Introducing Tactleneck (Tac for short). He's black, and slightly darker black
驚訝的貓貓
10.
they're always in the last place you check
難怪我找不到車鑰匙呢～（喂！快叫救護車啊！！）
11.
the waiter smiled when we ordered our dessert. now I know why.
這個擺盤……