these anti-theft systems are getting serious!
生化汽車防盜系統……（最好是啦！！）
1.
Emma Stone Dancing
艾瑪史東你最近是不是壓力比較大？
2.
Bitches.
10秒看完蝙蝠俠大戰超人……
3.
It's official everyone, women don't need us guys anymore
女人開罐救星！！（真的有人會買嗎？）
4.
Listen to the Eye of the Tiger while watching this!
喵～我也不知道我夥伴在幹嘛……
5.
Free to a good home.
櫃子站久也是會累的啊～休息一下先！
6.
And sometimes, memory loss.
警告！吸毒會造成記憶喪失……或是記憶喪失（寫標語的你有吸吼！！）
7.
Hadooken!
剝～肯！！
8.
nailed it
好大的頭……
9.
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his backyard... Surprise bitch.
製作假足跡的木屐……（話說這樣的意義在哪？）
10.
Stunning eyes.
好黑的貓
11.
Bring me all the green parrots
好白的貓